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Another week of the inimitable Madame Clairevoyant:

TaurusThis week is for being honest, for getting a little angry, for letting the fire inside you flare up, just a bit, so it can warm you. This week is for clearing the dust out of your head, for cleaning your house, for scrubbing your bathroom until it shines. It might be a pain to do all this but afterwards you’re going to feel lighter. You’re going to feel new. Try to be extra gentle with yourself this week; be gentle with everyone in your life. Call your sister. Eat sweets in bed. Watch comedies. Watch movies about outer space. 

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    You’re going to feel really charming this week: you’re going to be so bright, so glittering, so funny. Honor this....
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    Considering that this is our break, I hope the Sagittarius prediction is accurate
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    In the continued eerily accurate horoscopes provided by The Rumpus, I spur of the moment decided to listen to The...
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    This week is going to be about small changes, about fine tuning, about making the little adjustments to the way you...
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