M: Did you end up starting an OKCupid account?
S: ... I'm waiting until we go camping this weekend so I have naturey photos of myself to put up.
Everything Holly writes fits right into a little hole in your heart you weren’t even aware of. hollygonightly: Bad blood is poisonous. It gets into your veins and creates all sorts of complications not otherwise diagnosed by medical professionals. It hardens your heart and drowns your faith. If left untreated, it causes irreparable damage, like emotional gangrene. And despite all the...
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Lindsay: I care deeply for nature.
Michael: You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.
Lindsay: Well, I don’t care about ostriches.
cute date is cute.
cute little old lady at our table: so, what do you do?
m: i'm a vigilante.
cute little old lady: oh, so you save women and children?
m: nah. i'm actually sort of a post-wave feminism vigilante. i rescue the dudes first.
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meg: what on earth do i wear on a bike ride/pun slam date tonight? sister: your kitty sweater.