Advertising is a craft executed by people who aspire to be artists, but is...– John Ward
I bought a $200 dress last week because the guy who owned the store was nice and...– j
Lindsay: I care deeply for nature.
Michael: You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.
Lindsay: Well, I don’t care about ostriches.
cute date is cute.
cute little old lady at our table: so, what do you do?
m: i'm a vigilante.
cute little old lady: oh, so you save women and children?
m: nah. i'm actually sort of a post-wave feminism vigilante. i rescue the dudes first.
Ms. O’Brien describes her young self this way: “I was ravenous. For food. For...– NYT
meg: what on earth do i wear on a bike ride/pun slam date tonight? sister: your kitty sweater.
Do you have your hair in that doughnut bun thing? I like when you have your hair...– Michael, king of compliments
Featured: my favorite baby gringa sister, modeling full indigenous clothing in Ecuador. If she doesn’t bring me back a copy of this poster for my desk, I’m not letting her come home.